I'm your host, Skip Jenkins, of this year's annual SWAGGERFEST!!!!
In today's bout we have the heavy wait champion Mcfly Naranjo versus the #1 contender Steven "Swaggerific" Simms. Let the swag-off begin:
McFly: "I once sold swag to Napoleon Dynamite."
Swaggerifc: "My swag is so thick, you'd think Deelishis was standing right next to me."
McFly: "Ralpha Lauren is my 1/2 brother."
(Skip Jenkins: "OOOOOOOHHH SHIT!!! He went for the kidney on that one.")
Swaggerific: "Are you my son?!?!"
McFly: "Swag is on a hundred thousand trillion."
Swaggerific: "Nigga! That's $5,000 Alpaca nigga...blot dat shit!"
(Skip Jenkins: "Great reference coming from the contender. He studied his Swagology")
McFly: "Where do you think they got swag gene from for stem cell research and cloning?"
(Skip: "AND DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!! AND THAT'S IT!!! IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER!!! McFly REMAINS THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOORRRLLLDDDD!!!)
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